I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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