I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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