I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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