im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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