How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
