no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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