Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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