She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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