Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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