And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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