a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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