if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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