I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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