community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize