how do flat chested girls get laid?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
And my parents said I crawled through the house
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Randomize
