Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
