Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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