why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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