I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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