I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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