the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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