Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i think my cat just said my name.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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