I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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