you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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