can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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