He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
