Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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