CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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