is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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