Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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