And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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