Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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