She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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