Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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