it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Farmville is her only friend.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
