She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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