Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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