Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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