i don't like sucking hair
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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