i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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