She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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