Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
