i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she told me i tasted like america
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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