he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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