your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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