Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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