hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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