what if I'm pregnant?
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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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