Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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