I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.