Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome