Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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