Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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