are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
vagina is talking i cant
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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