She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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