i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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