you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
