ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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